so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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