I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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