you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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