Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
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i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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