If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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