i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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