summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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