brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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