I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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