maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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