So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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