Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
MIDGETS
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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