Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We are all done wearing pants today
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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