Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
COCAINE IS GR8
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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