If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
His nipple licking is glorious
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