i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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