I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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