did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Randomize