just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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