with your own penis?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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