just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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