She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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