hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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