So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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