How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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