yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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