You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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