sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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