I'm going to jail i love you
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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