I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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