Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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