when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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