If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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