Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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