I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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