Non-Jews are for practice
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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