Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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