tell your sister to shave her snatch
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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