When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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