how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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