He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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