ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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