Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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