In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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