when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
