I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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