Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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