Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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