Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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