HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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