with your own penis?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Randomize
