No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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