I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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