there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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