ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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