so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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