sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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