you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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